Take a look at a map of the UK. You see roughly in the middle of the south coast that there is an opening? Looks a bit like the country’s bumhole? That’ll be Southampton, the most depressing place I’ve ever visited, whose main claim to fame is that the Titanic sailed from there, killing hundreds of locals in the process.
But that was in the glory days. Now, it’s a culture-less abyss with amenities and nightlife that make Chelmsford look like New York.
Southampton: the only place in the UK I’ve ever seen someone get on a bus and nonchalantly spark up a crack pipe.