Monthly Archives: September 2012


Take a look at a map of the UK. You see roughly in the middle of the south coast that there is an opening? Looks a bit like the country’s bumhole? That’ll be Southampton, the most depressing place I’ve ever … Continue reading

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‘You’ve lived here ten years,’ says my wife (or ‘the’ wife as she’s known in these parts). ‘How can you possibly say anything negative about York?’ The daffodils bloom brightly beneath the sweeping city walls and there are enough old … Continue reading

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